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Paste your store URL and the teardown names exactly what is quietly costing you sales, free. The same engine I used to take my own brand to $910K on zero paid ads, no agency, no investors.
Diagnose. Fix. Grow.
A store stuck at the same number for months has leaks. Here is the path from finding them to fixing them to scaling what is left.
Built with the operator who took his own to $910K, bootstrapped, $0 on ads.
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Anyone can roast your homepage.The teardown reads what's bleeding underneath.
Connect your store, read-only, he can't change a thing, and he digs past the surface, into your real orders, inventory and SEO. Then he names the leaks actually costing you money, with the dollar figure on each.
The report on the right is a sample of the $197 Full Audit, run on Kevin's own store, Thick Thigh Tribe. Your free teardown gives you the score and your single biggest fix.
Not just what's broken, exactly what to do.
The Deep Read finds the leaks. This is the plan to plug them: who you're really up against, the moves ranked by dollars, and the one to make first. Real excerpts from an audit of Thick Thigh Tribe.
“Shop Shapewear, Bras & Everyday Essentials”
A one-stop-shop play, broad to women shopping these categories, a lane you're not even contesting.
Rewrite the hero so the first screen sells thigh-high socks for fuller thighs, proof, product, one CTA.
The top of your ranked plan, the single highest-leverage thing to do, if it were our brand.
From your URL to your teardown, in minutes.
What used to take a hired team days. One read-only pass. No call, no card, free.
That's the whole ask. No setup, no call, no card, no install.
→A read-only scan of your real store. He sees everything, changes nothing.
→Your score and your leaks, delivered in minutes, keep it, or have Kevin fix them.
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Run a free Competitor X-Ray →Three flops. Then $910K.
No fake reviews, no overnight fairytale. I tried watches, a beard kit, and sunglasses, they all flopped. Then Thick Thigh Tribe® hit, and I scaled it by hand to $910K. That's the operator in your corner, whichever door you came through.
No agency. No paid ads. Built by hand.
Three real attempts, three flops. Each one taught me exactly what doesn't sell, and what does.
A real product for an underserved need. I put money where it moves the needle, proper photography, models, and a UGC engine.
A piece of UGC went viral. I capitalized hard, across every channel, Shopify, TikTok Shop, Walmart, Amazon. Zero ad spend.
I didn't stop at one.
The same playbook that built Thick Thigh Tribe, I'm running again, live, right now.
A full DMV studio I built and operate, pro 4K, broadcast audio, and done-for-you production. Started from zero, same as the last one.
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- ✓Your store scored out of 10
- ✓Your top leaks, called out
- ✓Grounded in your real store
- ✓7-point health score + evidence
- ✓Revenue math that reconciles
- ✓5–7 opportunities + $ lift each
- ✓12–18 step prioritized plan
- ✓Live competitor intelligence
- ✓Visual homepage critique + your #1 move
- ✓SEO title + meta on every product
- ✓Search Console + sitemap
- ✓Before/after, fully reversible
The guarantee:run the free teardown on your own store first. Same engine. You only pay once you've already seen it work.
- ✓1-on-1 with the operator who did $910K
- ✓Fix your store with me, hands on
- ✓By application
Monthly re-audit, score tracking, and the private operator community.
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