I don't just find the leaks. I rebuild the whole store.
I took ThickThighTribe to $910K on $0 ads, then rebuilt a client's whole Shopify store and shipped it live. Now I'll do yours, theme, product pages, SEO, the buying flow. Not a PDF of problems. The actual fix.
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One store, rebuilt end to end. Live.
A real client handed me their whole Shopify store. I rebuilt it from the studs and shipped it live, judge the craft yourself. One client so far. I'll say one because it's one. No revenue or traffic claims, just the build, the part I control.
- ✓Clip-art world-map word-art → an editorial cover with the founder's portrait
- ✓Led with Out-of-Print books → leads with the story: the family that kept it
- ✓Raw myshopify feel → a real nav a shopper can actually follow
- ✓Blurry covers → upscaled so a real store stops looking fake
Diagnose. Fix. Grow.
A store stuck at the same number for months has leaks. Here is the path from finding them to fixing them to scaling what is left.
Built with the operator who took his own to $910K, bootstrapped, $0 on ads.
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Anyone can roast your homepage.The teardown reads what's bleeding underneath.
Connect your store, read-only, he can't change a thing, and he digs past the surface, into your real orders, inventory and SEO. Then he names the leaks actually costing you money, with the dollar figure on each.
The report on the right is a sample of the $197 Full Audit, run on Kevin's own store, Thick Thigh Tribe. Your free teardown gives you the score and your single biggest fix.
Not just what's broken, exactly what to do.
The Deep Read finds the leaks. This is the plan to plug them: who you're really up against, the moves ranked by dollars, and the one to make first. Real excerpts from an audit of Thick Thigh Tribe.
“Shop Shapewear, Bras & Everyday Essentials”
A one-stop-shop play, broad to women shopping these categories, a lane you're not even contesting.
Rewrite the hero so the first screen sells thigh-high socks for fuller thighs, proof, product, one CTA.
The top of your ranked plan, the single highest-leverage thing to do, if it were our brand.
From your URL to your teardown, in minutes.
What used to take a hired team days. One read-only pass. No call, no card, free.
That's the whole ask. No setup, no call, no card, no install.
→A read-only scan of your real store. He sees everything, changes nothing.
→Your score and your leaks, delivered in minutes, keep it, or have Kevin fix them.
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Run a free Competitor X-Ray →Three flops. Then $910K.
No fake reviews, no overnight fairytale. I tried watches, a beard kit, and sunglasses, they all flopped. Then Thick Thigh Tribe® hit, and I scaled it by hand to $910K. That's the operator in your corner, whichever door you came through.
No agency. No paid ads. Built by hand.
Three real attempts, three flops. Each one taught me exactly what doesn't sell, and what does.
A real product for an underserved need. I put money where it moves the needle, proper photography, models, and a UGC engine.
A piece of UGC went viral. I capitalized hard, across every channel, Shopify, TikTok Shop, Walmart, Amazon. Zero ad spend.
I didn't stop at one.
The same playbook that built Thick Thigh Tribe, I'm running again, live, right now.
A full DMV studio I built and operate, pro 4K, broadcast audio, and done-for-you production. Started from zero, same as the last one.
Seen enough? Have me rebuild the whole thing.
You've seen the $910K and the real before/after. Hand me your store and I rebuild it end to end, you approve, I ship. From $747.
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Free to start. Go as deep as you want.
No subscriptions to start. The free teardown shows you the leaks. Go as deep as you want from there.
- ✓Your store scored out of 10
- ✓Your top leaks, called out
- ✓Grounded in your real store
- ✓7-point health score + evidence
- ✓Revenue math that reconciles
- ✓5–7 opportunities + $ lift each
- ✓12–18 step prioritized plan
- ✓Live competitor intelligence
- ✓Visual homepage critique + your #1 move
Credited 100% toward your Full Store Fix.
Get the full audit →- ✓SEO title + meta on every product
- ✓Search Console + sitemap
- ✓Before/after, fully reversible
- ✓Theme + product pages rebuilt
- ✓SEO + valid structured data
- ✓Published live, buying flow tested
The guarantee:run the free teardown on your own store first. Same engine. You only pay once you've already seen it work.
- ✓1-on-1 with the operator who did $910K
- ✓Fix your store with me, hands on
- ✓By application
Monthly re-audit, score tracking, and the private operator community.
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Let's rebuild it.
Send me your store and I rebuild it end to end and ship it live, you approve every step. From $747, scoped with you. Talk first, pay last.
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